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ohhhhh, I get it, DAVID LUNCH?? 🙁

HELLO FRIENDS, PERHAPS YOU CAME HERE TO LEARN HOW TO TYPE. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE HOME ROW, AS IT WERE, BECAUSE THIS GAME SURE DID HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK….. ! WELCOME TO DAVID LYNCH TEACHES TYPING! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FINE FOLKS AT RHINO STEW (@StewRhino).

AND BY HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK, I MEAN I CANNOT REMEMBER THE PAST TEN MINUTES, AND THE SIDE OF MY HEAD FEELS SORE. I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT SOMEONE USED A WOODEN BASEBALL BAT TO GENTLY MASSAGE MY TYPOGRAPHY NICE AND DEEP. NO PROBLEM, HOWEVER! IT’S ALL REALLY BEAUTIFUL, JUST LIKE THIS GORGEOUS WEATHER IN SUNNY LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA.

I learned something, I think…

HERE’S THE THING, AS MUCH AS WE MAY TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE FIRM, UNFLINCHING BOUNDARIES OF OUR UNIVERSE THROUGH OUR STUBBY MEAT MITTENS, WE WILL PERIODICALLY COME ACROSS CRACKS IN THE PAVEMENT, LITTLE GAPS LEFT UNTOUCHED BY THE COSMIC CONCRETE LEADING TO A BIT OF A BIG OL HOLE IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY. THERE’S NOT MUCH YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT EXCEPT BREATHE DEEPLY, ADMIRE THE DEEP BLUE SKY, AND MOVE ON.

AND I’M ALL FOR MOVING ON, HOW ABOUT YOU? G R E A T! THAT’S FAN-TASTIC! I AM VERY PLEASED WITH YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS. FRANKLY THIS IS MUCH EASIER THAN THAT TIME WE HAD TO FILM TWIN PEAKS SEASON 3, YOU KNOW HOW I DO NOT LIKE BEING PUT UP AGAINST ARTIFICIAL CONSTRAINTS.

PLEASE BE SURE TO TRY MY TYPING PROGRAM, AND YOU MAY BE ABLE TO “WRITE” AS WELL AS I DO ON THIS VERY SOFT TYPE WRITING MACHINE. THANK YOU AND GOOD DAY . . . . . !

oh man, thank you too mr. Werner Herzog 🙂

Emily Rose is an indie developer who writes for rebind.io and resides in the pacific northwest. She’s often seen in the local VR arcade and developer community participating in pushing the medium’s horizons. You can find her on twitter @caravanmalice