RE:BIND

Bin Chickanery, By Ellie (@bideobames on twitter)

HAHA, OH MAN. HOW’S IT GOING FELLOW AUSTRALIAN? I REALLY JUST LOVE STAYING IN DOORS ALL THE TIME BUT I WANTED TO SEE HOW THINGS WERE OUTSIDE THE AIR CONDITIONING FOR ONCE! WHAT A LOVELY DAY OF SUNSHINE AND RIPE STENCH. UH, I MEAN, WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS, BOY, HAHA, DO I SMELL BAD OR IS IT JUST THE GIGANTIC PILE OF TRASH HERE?

VIDEO GAMES HUH? YEAH THAT SOUNDS GREAT- WAIT, THERE’S TRASH GAMES? THAT SOUNDS UHHH… AMAZING, EXTREMELY ENTICING AND DELI- DELICATE, HARD TO MAKE I MEAN. YOU KNOW YOU REALLY HAVE TO GO SPENDING EVERY DAY JUST POURING YOUR ALL INTO THE WHOLE THING AND.. JUST… Y’KNOW, SOME PEOPLE MIGHT TAKE THE MONIKER OF TRASH GAME AS AN INSULT BUT I THINK IT’S QUITE THE COMPLIMENT. I MEAN WE HAVE TO BE MORE FRIENDLY TOWARDS THE EARTH, AND WHO DOESN’T LIKE RECYCLING?

Y’KNOW, I COULD JUST REALLY GO FOR SOME UHH, ROTTEN GOJI BERRIES RIGHT NOW OR SOMETHING. YEAH, IT’S A HEALTH FOOD CRAZE I HEAR. ANYWAY, IF YOU SEE ANY… LIKE…. RUBBISH THAT I COULD HELP RECYCLE ANYWHERE OR SOMETHING JUST… I DON’T KNOW HIT ME UP, LET ME KNOW. THANKS MATE.

ME? NO, NEVER. BIN CHICKENS? HATE THEM. THEY’RE UH.. BLUDGERS, I THINK? I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY RIGHT?? HA HA HA HA.

OH, WHAT AM I DOING? WELL I JUST FIGURE I’M DOING MY PART FOR THE ENVIRONMENT! JUST GOING TO RUN THIS DOWN TO THE RECYCLING CENTER FOR YOU. HEY YOU WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND A TIP, WOULD YOU?

WELL, ANYWAY, THANKS! HAVE A GREAT DAY AND BE THE BEST YOU YOU CAN BE! ESPECIALLY IF IT MEANS THROWING THINGS OUT, LIKE UH, MAYBE SOME LEFTOVERS.